I am back!!
After this long period of lull,here I am. A better person? Who cares??
Anyway let's make this thing work now....If you want anything published here , just send it across.
Have a blast!!
Friday, February 03, 2006
Thursday, May 26, 2005
Romance anyone?
Check these out:
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off your face
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Deft definitions
1) Cigarette :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end& a fool on the other.
2) Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
3) Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of theLecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "theminds of either"
4) Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
5) Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way thateverybody believes he got the biggest piece.
6) Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power isdefeated by feminine water power...
7) Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
8) Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens andeverybody disagrees later on.
9) Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
10) Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
11) Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
12) Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
13) Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than youactually do.
14) Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit todecide that nothing can be done together.
15) Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
16) Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
17) Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to bespoken of when dead.
18) Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way thatyou actually look forward to the trip.
19) Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentallyfalls into a river.
20) Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says inmidway "See I am not injured yet."
21) Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in RO,Instead 0f the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .
22) Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
23) Father : A banker provided by nature.
24) Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
25) Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
26) Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and yourConfidence after
courtesy: forward from anand
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end& a fool on the other.
2) Divorce : Future tense of marriage.
3) Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of theLecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "theminds of either"
4) Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
5) Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way thateverybody believes he got the biggest piece.
6) Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power isdefeated by feminine water power...
7) Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
8) Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens andeverybody disagrees later on.
9) Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
10) Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
11) Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
12) Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
13) Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than youactually do.
14) Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit todecide that nothing can be done together.
15) Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
16) Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.
17) Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to bespoken of when dead.
18) Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way thatyou actually look forward to the trip.
19) Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentallyfalls into a river.
20) Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says inmidway "See I am not injured yet."
21) Pessimist : A person who says that O is the last letter in RO,Instead 0f the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY .
22) Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
23) Father : A banker provided by nature.
24) Criminal : A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
25) Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
26) Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and yourConfidence after
courtesy: forward from anand
Monday, May 31, 2004
Back with a Vengeance
Sometimes even we backbenchers have to sit up and listen to the breed of people nobody has understood as yet. No I’m not talking about girls (who happen to head that list) but the person who you call the “lecturer” next class(door).
Well, to be true I found it very hard to understand what he/she was saying and that’s what led to the following dictionary . Hope you’ll find it useful.
Lecturer speak:::: What they meant to mean
Lassht:::: Last
Satify:::: Satisfy
If that will be satify:::: Got it?
Cobaal:::: COBOL
Moarks:::: Marks
Pyaara:::: Para!
Vyaluu:::: Value
Whenever you accepting marks!
Akkars:::: Occurs
Moos/Mose:::: Moves
Farmat:::: Format
Thoard:::: Third
Cont:::: Can’t
Eggzaaamples:::: Examples
Alsa:::: Also
It don’t takes tha:::: Understood?
Vomit:::: Omit!!
Shtoandard:::: Standard
AA…….oo……..fter:::: After
Mainly used for to!?!?::::
I have tomorrow sautorday::::
Not me next to me:::: Not you next to you (In reply to “Me sir?” when you get caught courtesy your fellow bb)!!
Next posting:
"Backbenching FAQs" and "How to join the group"
Well, to be true I found it very hard to understand what he/she was saying and that’s what led to the following dictionary . Hope you’ll find it useful.
Lecturer speak:::: What they meant to mean
Lassht:::: Last
Satify:::: Satisfy
If that will be satify:::: Got it?
Cobaal:::: COBOL
Moarks:::: Marks
Pyaara:::: Para!
Vyaluu:::: Value
Whenever you accepting marks!
Akkars:::: Occurs
Moos/Mose:::: Moves
Farmat:::: Format
Thoard:::: Third
Cont:::: Can’t
Eggzaaamples:::: Examples
Alsa:::: Also
It don’t takes tha:::: Understood?
Vomit:::: Omit!!
Shtoandard:::: Standard
AA…….oo……..fter:::: After
Mainly used for to!?!?::::
I have tomorrow sautorday::::
Not me next to me:::: Not you next to you (In reply to “Me sir?” when you get caught courtesy your fellow bb)!!
Next posting:
"Backbenching FAQs" and "How to join the group"
Thursday, May 27, 2004
Welcome to backbencher's haven
During all these years of backbenching we felt the need of a forum in which to exchange news ,trivia and all kind of useless info.
At last we have a place where we can hang out and do our thing( and teach the right way of backbenching).
So, guys and gals this is for you fine people.
Look out for further postings and chillax.
Till then , enjoy backbenching.
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In case you are wondering where this backbenching stuff fits in ,let me explain. This blog started out as "Backbencher's Inc". But like a typical backbencher I was lazy and left this blog uncared for. Somewhere down the line "backbencher's Inc" became "Gliba". I promise "Gliba "will be doted upon! Sachhi!!
Thanks for reading the archives!!
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At last we have a place where we can hang out and do our thing( and teach the right way of backbenching).
So, guys and gals this is for you fine people.
Look out for further postings and chillax.
Till then , enjoy backbenching.
**********
In case you are wondering where this backbenching stuff fits in ,let me explain. This blog started out as "Backbencher's Inc". But like a typical backbencher I was lazy and left this blog uncared for. Somewhere down the line "backbencher's Inc" became "Gliba". I promise "Gliba "will be doted upon! Sachhi!!
Thanks for reading the archives!!
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